The Village Network Experience Last weekend, I traveled to the village to “relax.” Nobody told me relaxation also means no network. I raised my phone to the sky like I was making a serious prayer request. Suddenly… one bar appeared. I froze. Nobody should move. Nobody should breathe. This is a delicate moment. My uncle saw me and asked, “Are you worshipping?” I said, “No sir. I’m trying to download two WhatsApp messages.” In that village, getting signal is a group activity. One boy climbed a mango tree and started shouting, “Who wants to send a message? I have two bars up here!” Even the goats were looking at us like, “These city people are not serious.” After two days, I came back to town. Now when my network is slow, I don’t complain. At least here, I can suffer comfortably. #bona